Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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