u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Acid is not a monday night drug
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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