Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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