Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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