Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize