Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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