Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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