Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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