just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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