yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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