Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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