Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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