found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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