And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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