We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts