Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

don't read that magazine bro. I came in it

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(314): View more from Missouri

I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"

(612): View more from Minnesota

Drunk you is pretty stunner.

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(614): View more from Ohio

We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

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(254): View more from Texas

Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?

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