I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.