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If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.

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(630): If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her. http://tfl.nu/sljo

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my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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(310): my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis. http://tfl.nu/isfk

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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.

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(617): his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family. http://tfl.nu/jlgb

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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"

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(601): Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing" http://tfl.nu/jpe9

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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting

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(707): i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting http://tfl.nu/gfmw

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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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(720): You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset. http://tfl.nu/s72o

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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers

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(716): I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers http://tfl.nu/1krf

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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

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(603): U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite." http://tfl.nu/bn94

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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.

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(502): We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice. http://tfl.nu/njob

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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.

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I could have done it in 2

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(917): Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts. (978): I could have done it in 2 http://tfl.nu/64hz

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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.

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(435): some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit. http://tfl.nu/s9z4

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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"

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(203): If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am" http://tfl.nu/kogk

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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.

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The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...

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(785): Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark. (1-785): The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself... http://tfl.nu/up2w

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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING

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(407): OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING http://tfl.nu/avf7

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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?

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(708): Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love? http://tfl.nu/bkra

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