Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.