Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"