New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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