I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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