why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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