did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
its liver damage thursday
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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