Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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