Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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