Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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