Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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