David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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