How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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