It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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