ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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