Dual....:-)
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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