This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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