he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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