have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
