Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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