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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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