i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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