I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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