I'm so fucking centered right now
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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