im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm just crazy horny about you
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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