It's Friday. Sex?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Your penis caused this!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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