you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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