my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
