Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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