Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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