I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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