Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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