he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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