Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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