billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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