But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.