where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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