Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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