So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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