he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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