i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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