How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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