Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Blood and glitter go together right?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
